You can keep the love. I just want your affection.
I really want to see The Great Gatsby. Like, bad.
“Hey, remember me? I’m the guy that got into a fight with his babymama in the parking lot with our baby. Yeah, I just got out of jail for that. Can you give me a ride?”
…Was that even a real question?
Just Go With It is the funniest movie ever. I’m sitting up all by myself just laughing my ass off.